What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:32

Octopussy
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you say "have fun" in French?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.